Pest Management Enthusiast Prints

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'We were hoping the cholesterol would kill them,'

"Hum? 'Super Bug Spray - ideal for use in small recesses'."

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Flies up the ante!

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Superintendent

'How long did you try before calling?'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

Snail trap

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"We have raccoons."

"I'm no zoologist, but that's not a deer in our garden."

Organic Salad

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'That must be the termite inspector.'

'The local rat population are revolting!'

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

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"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

"Well, I admire your resilience."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.