Pest Management Enthusiast Prints

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'We were hoping the cholesterol would kill them,'

"Hum? 'Super Bug Spray - ideal for use in small recesses'."

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

Flies up the ante!

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

Superintendent

Snail trap

'How long did you try before calling?'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

"We have raccoons."

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"The people next door eat a lot better."

Organic Salad

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

"I'm no zoologist, but that's not a deer in our garden."

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

"Well, I admire your resilience."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"