Amateur Excavator Mugs

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Moving in

Reinventing the Wheel

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'Handyman's Special'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"...it's another metal detector."

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

'This 'Palestine' place you're giving to us - Will we have the mineral rights?'

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

Bathroom flooding (man holding tap).

"What makes you think I doubt your abilities?"

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

Optician and the PI.

"I'm getting dangerously close to figuring out what I did last night."

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'