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kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Now hiring.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

Jump 4 Amnesia.

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

"I'm not going to hammer it in. You hammer it in."

Safety - Driving.

George flew like an eagle, but landed like a limpet.

'Ladder and Literary Mishaps on the Rise.'

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

'Here it comes.'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

Acme Skydiving School.

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'