Alternative Transport Adventurer Pillows

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

We're barely gonna make it!

"He only made first four installments."

The early days of tofurkey.

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

Bike Lane

Alternative Airport

No sooner had he taken the shot when the elephant suddenly charged him!

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

"Are you sure this is St. Tropez?"

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

"We're off, off to sunny spain."

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

Subway Organizer

Highest Waterfall in the World

"Hi it's me. I'm on a camel train."

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

"That means you, pal!"

"Do you think I care about rising oil prices?"

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'Yeah, but look at the money he's saving on gas.'

Cyclist avoiding traffic.