Alternative Transport Adventurer Pillows

'Looks like doc found the answer to rising fuel costs.'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

We're barely gonna make it!

"He only made first four installments."

The early days of tofurkey.

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

Alternative Airport

No sooner had he taken the shot when the elephant suddenly charged him!

Bike Lane

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

"Are you sure this is St. Tropez?"

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

The Hell's Angel replaced his trike for a smaller three wheeled vehicle.

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

Highest Waterfall in the World

Subway Organizer

"We're off, off to sunny spain."

Jacques would discover it wasn't a very portage-friendly workplace.

"Hi it's me. I'm on a camel train."

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

Man with broken leg using medical scooter sees another man with a broken leg using a biker gang-style chopper medical scooter.

'Yeah, but look at the money he's saving on gas.'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

"Do you think I care about rising oil prices?"

"That means you, pal!"

You've reached Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you? I'm about to leave the country. I'm taking a four-year cruise around the world. I should be back on or after January 21st, 2021. But I can only afford a ticket for myself, not for my wife. How do I explain to her that she's going to have to stay behind? Before I answer: Is this by any chance related to Donald Trump's upcoming inauguration? It's every man for himself.