Adventurous Transport Enthusiast Pillows

Safe Ice Road Trucking: a boat rig with wheels . . .

Kardiff.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Safari.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

S**t Creek Halt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

Hackney-Coach Stands

How do fish get to work?

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"How much if I pedal?"

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

One Man and Two Trucks

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

All Roads Lead To Rome.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

'Well? How was the flight?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

Arrivals: Your husband.

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"