Alternative Lifestyle Explorer Prints

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

"Knock knock, are you decent?"

"Bloody streaker!"

'Oh, if you're into alternate lifestyles, you're going to love where I'm sending you!'

Male Nudist Club

Naked Restaurant

"Relax, man. The hallucinations aren't due to food poisoning. That's just the first course kicking in."

End of season mosquito football trip

"Supervisor to checkout 12 - item not scanning!"

"Be honest, you only brought me here to save the cost of hiring outfits for our wedding tomorrow!"

'Fancy a game of strip poker?'

'Well, Scofield, I guess that somehow I forgot to give you the impression that you're not alone. Even in a big, global company like ours.'

"I see a couple of chairs over there by the naked guy working on his laptop."

Majosstick Hotel

'Says who?'

'Streaking through a nudist camp.'

Nudist At Home

'You go on home, Dear -- I'm going to be tied up for awhile.'

Much needed pharmaceuticals I made in my home

"I don't care about water - just get me the hell away from Burning Man."

Why aren't you wearing a collar and on a leash? I don't mean to sit in judgment of alternative lifestyles, but personally, I find that a little bit kinky.

Kink

"Oh dear, he died with his boots on."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Vegetarian Birds

Punk Reindeer

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

The Mainstream

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

REPENT! Get back to nature

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"