Alternative Lifestyle Adventurer Prints

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Lakeville Nudist Colony: Sorry we're clothed.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Nudist Colony gets a delivery of Insect Repellent.

S and M institute

"I bet they filmed that here."

"Howard, when I said we didn't dress for dinner. . . I meant we don't dress formally!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Vegetarian Birds

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

The Mainstream

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"You have arrived at your destination."

"Help, my zip stuck!"

"I beg to differ."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'