Alternative Lifestyle Adventurer Prints

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"Fancy a game of get-dressed poker?"

Lakeville Nudist Colony: Sorry we're clothed.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Nudist Colony gets a delivery of Insect Repellent.

S and M institute

"I bet they filmed that here."

"Howard, when I said we didn't dress for dinner. . . I meant we don't dress formally!"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Vegetarian Birds

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'It's going to be a vegan.'

The Mainstream

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

REPENT! Get back to nature

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"You have arrived at your destination."

"Help, my zip stuck!"

"I beg to differ."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

"You hibernate-walked again. But this time you came back smelling like beer."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."