Alternate Universe Gifts

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

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An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

"Being from another planet is worth thirty points towards your child's admission to Harvard."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

Please use other dimension.

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

"Anyhow, according to the Science 'Times,' things would have turned out quite a bit differently if that meteor had hit Earth."

"The imaginary people keep telling me that I'm crazy..."

An alien jumps through a lion tamer's hoop

'You better be in top form, Wally - he has home PLANET advantage.'

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

Studio 51

"No, no probe! I told you in the bar I don't do anal!"

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

"I'm sorry—did you say something? I was off creating my own reality."

"Don't be frightened. I'm you, but I come from a perpendicular universe."

Catching Butterflies

Things That It Wasn't

"Ebeneezer, I'm the ghost of Christmas future. From an alternate universe where you're an awesome guy. So. . . not much to say, really."