Alt-garden Guru Mugs

'I do admire your honesty in your garden planning.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Dog in Daisys

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Gardening#2

Tree Passion

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Giant slug attacks a city

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Positively Petersham

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

"The trees are laughing at us."