Alt-garden Guru Mugs

'I do admire your honesty in your garden planning.'

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Dog in Daisys

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Tree Passion

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Giant slug attacks a city

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Gardening#2

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Mulch madness"

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD