Alps Explorer Gifts

Mountain goat using tourists telescope.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Skiing

Igloo for birds.

Penguin

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Snowboarding downhill.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Penguin Remote

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Bored?'

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

Penguin of the Month.

Running out of Gas.

A polar bear holds a press conference.

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

'Sure, it's nourishing, but regurgitated fish is not what I would call a culinary feast...'

Polar Bear Fishing.

'Mush, mush, mush.'

Biodiversity in the Antarctic

Penguins walking through a rainbow.

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."