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Skiing.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Tommy!"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Ice fisher.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Snowmobull

Snowman

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish