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'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Skiing.

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Tommy!"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Ice fisher.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Polar bear bowling alley

The rocket powered skiier

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Snowmobull

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Hacking through ice in order to fish