Alphabetic Aficionado Pillows

Library. The Shakespeare volume is out of alphabetical order. Put it in the correct spot. To this own shelf be true!

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Meet The Author"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Gunter Grass

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

Stephen Spender.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'A is for Arse.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Noel Coward.

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Ironing Punctuation

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Staff Yearbook

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

My Literary Influences

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."