Alphabet Learning Prints

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"I'm still pre-literate."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'I did it all from memory.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

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