Alpha Vibes Gifts

"When you're a champ, Ma'am, every fight is a tough fight."

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

The Death of the Blues

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The Three Kinds of People

Robert Drake

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

Breaking up with an Elvis impersonator

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

Starfish doing the wave.

Smiley Victory Fingers

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

Prince in the Afterlife

'Drunk'

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

George Frideric Handel

'Yes, I got it all.'

"I'm a Rhy-YES!"

Vacuuming Up the Mood

"I have reason to believe that you are the notorious 'graffiti granny'.."

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

The Optimist and the Pessimist.

"I'm trying to be more optimistic. Rainy days and Mondays now only sometimes get me down."

"You know during duck season we never fly below 5000 feet."

The only 'hot button' issue around here is beer

Be friendly.

"What I admired most about Bill was his 'Can Do' attitude..."

'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'

"It's a pleasure to meet an optimist. You're the first one I've run into this year."

"Think back! Where is the last place you remember having your mojo?"

"Relax! In a day or two, you'll get the hang of it!"