All-you-can-eat Enthusiasts Prints

'True, it is ten ninety five for all you can eat. But that does not include the thin woman inside you that's crying to get out.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"