All-terrain Buggy Believer Pillows

Parents compare buggies

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'I did tell you there were speed bumps in this via.'

Doubledecker bus stop

25¢ Ride the Pony

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Confusing directions.

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

Orienteering 101

The Bus Stop.

4x4 at Four

The back of the Taj Mahal.

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

"Sometimes the best path depends on whether you have 4-wheel-drive."

Mountain Bike tracks.

'The Road Not Taken'

'Now I'm glad I sprained my ankle. The view from up here is beautiful.'

'I NEVER get stuck in the mud!'

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'

"We've been walking forever. When does the 'hike start?"

GOAT PATH