All-nighter Champ Pillows

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Dogs and their thoughts

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Love is when you watch television together.

Super hero dog.

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Slug roulette

Lighthouse Hammock.

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

First Prize!

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'Once again, I fold.'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time."

'Wow...he's great at 'staying'.'

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?