Alien Watching Pillows

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Hair Crop Circle

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

How am I abducting?

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Alien Assumption