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"I'm sorry it failed on your inter-gala warp factor three star gate interchange unit"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

dog vs UFO...

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Save Our Universe

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

How am I abducting?

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

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"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!