Alien Technology Enthusiast Prints

"I'm sorry it failed on your inter-gala warp factor three star gate interchange unit"

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Save Our Universe

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Take me to your mechanic."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

dog vs UFO...

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

How am I abducting?

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.