Alien Life Admirer Mugs

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

'...I know it's hard, but try keeping all your eyes on the ball.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Dolphin friendly tuna

How am I abducting?

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"He was a sea rescue."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

dog vs UFO...

Save Our Universe

"Scuba cow"

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"They're so like us."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."