Alien Life Admirer Mugs

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

'...I know it's hard, but try keeping all your eyes on the ball.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

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"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

dog vs UFO...

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Save Our Universe

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Scuba cow"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"They're so like us."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"