Alien Humor Fan Mugs

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Take me to your Larder!"

Apple Pie Abduction

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."