Alfresco Adventurer Mugs

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Fly Football

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

The Fast Lane.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Astronaut

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Water divining Mars

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"Your gut bacteria may change from living in space."

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

Only in the newspapers.

Sam Jackson

'Oh good, valet parking.'

If I could find my coat, I'd leave!

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'Okay, alpha doggie, go delegate someone to fetch.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Artists without borders.