Alert Driver Pillows

Add a humorous touch to any driving enthusiast’s space with our alert driver pillows. Comfortable, fun, and a little cheeky, these pillows are sure to bring a smile to their face and remind them of their careful ways.

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'That woke me up, too!'

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"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up. mockup

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

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"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"What road do you want to dart across today?" mockup

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

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Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.' mockup

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

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'So much for your new Satnav!'

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"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life." mockup

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

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"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car." mockup

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

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Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

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All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles. mockup

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

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"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!" mockup

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

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"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again." mockup

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

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"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi." mockup

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

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Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.' mockup

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

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Better times ahead.

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Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses) mockup

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

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Exit Next Left

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'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.' mockup

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

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"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast." mockup

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

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Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right mockup

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

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GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system. mockup

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

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"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound." mockup

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

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'God's speed.'

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"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport." mockup

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

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'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!' mockup

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

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'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.' mockup

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

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"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!" mockup

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

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'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?' mockup

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

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"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur." mockup

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

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"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

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"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too." mockup

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

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Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.' mockup

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

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Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road) mockup

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

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Alert Driver Pillows Collection

Alert Driver Mugs

Explore our collection of alert driver mugs and find the perfect gift that combines practicality with a dash of humor for the road safety vigilant.

Alert Driver Prints

Find witty and stylish prints that recognize the alert driver in your life. Perfect for decorating a study, garage, or man cave with a fun, personalized touch.

Alert Driver T-Shirts

Looking for a fun way to honor an alert driver? Check out our witty t-shirts that celebrate their keen eye and careful driving—perfect for casual wear and making a statement.