Alcohol Awareness Educator Pillows

Drink Driving

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'I nearly made it through culinary school selling wine books - then their library caught on.'

Sewer Rats

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

Drinking Conversion Chart

'I failed my wine appreciation class. I swirled, sniffed and spilled out every sample perfectly. If only I had remembered to taste them.'

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

'Fair play, Bill always knows when he's had enough.'

"We need to break your addiction to prescription drugs. Let's see if this prescription helps."

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research

Opium Den 2019

Alex Higgins

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

"It's his first day of school!"

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

Amy Winehouse

"...No more black coffee!"

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

"But do you feel invisible?"

"So she left you. Maybe it wasn't your fault. Sometimes circumstances are beyond your lack of self-control."

'Just Quit Smoking.'

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'