Alcohol Awareness Educator Pillows

Drink Driving

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'I nearly made it through culinary school selling wine books - then their library caught on.'

Sewer Rats

A man tries to avoid going over the waterfall of alcohol dependence.

'I failed my wine appreciation class. I swirled, sniffed and spilled out every sample perfectly. If only I had remembered to taste them.'

Drinking Conversion Chart

The Three Passive/Aggressive, Co-Enabling, Chemically-Dependent Billy Goats Gruff

"Tell me about your problem drinking."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Alex Higgins

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Go-Fund-Me for Start-Up into Alcohol Research

Opium Den 2019

"It's his first day of school!"

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

"But do you feel invisible?"

"...No more black coffee!"

"My parents said they'd disown me if I ever took drugs...personally, I think it's the alcohol talking."

"Spring cleaning ALREADY?"

"So she left you. Maybe it wasn't your fault. Sometimes circumstances are beyond your lack of self-control."

'Just Quit Smoking.'

"The hardest part is admitting you have a problem."

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'