Alaska Exploration Pillows

'Are you crazy? -- up here, water balloons are lethal!'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

(Camel paintings)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

The interested bystanders.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Pushy Dog

The melting polar ice caps

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Igloo for birds.

Shark infested custard!

Batman O' War

Penguin

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Just a little seasoning...

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

The only Washroom on the South Pole.