Alarm Clock Haters Gifts

Dracula vs the snooz bitton!

Alarmistclock

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

1,572 Performances.

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

How to Rise with the Sun

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Big Ben

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

How time can get away from you.

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

A caveman sleeps with a club labelled 'Snooze' whilst a beaten looking rooster stands by.

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"This is your wake up call! It's 6:15 AM. The temperature is 57°. Have a pleasant day."

Whack Your Alarm Clock

'So when this alarm goes off you come and jump on me and lick my face.'

"It's Monday."

The car alarm snooze button.

"I can't sleep in anymore."

Burglar Alarm

100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.

'Note to myself: Next time I'm wide awake half the night, just get up, DO NOT fall asleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off!'

Town crier rings bell for a wake up call.

'BZZZ. . . Don't bother setting it for Monday. You won't be waking up here.'

'This is room 35a. About that early morning wake up I asked for!'

The early bird goes back to sleep.

Sorry I'm late, Boss. My internal alarm clock was overridden by my internal snooze button.

"Sighhh. There's no snooze button on burglar alarms..."