Al Fresco Adventurer Pillows

"Some fresh-ground soot for your salad, sir?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"You hibernate-walked again. But this time you came back smelling like beer."

"...And just what is wrong with deviled ham and deviled eggs?"

Arabian Cuisine

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

The early days of tofurkey.

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Benefits of Living Abroad

If I could find my coat, I'd leave!

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

"Surf's Up."

Quisine: Exciting New Dishes Inspired By Whatever's Left On Your Shelf

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

"Birds' nest soup! Is that all you've got?"

"The usual"

"Don't ever order the quintuple espresso"

My name's Troy, and I'll be your serve tonight. My name's Fred and I'll be talking way too loudly about my colon. I'm still learning my name, and I'll be screaming for no good reason.

'How many times have I told you to not eat junk food?'

"I love these Antiquing Weekends."

"Please hurry, Hilary. Your soup's getting dirty."

'Get your hands off my husband.'