Al Fresco Adventurer Pillows

"Some fresh-ground soot for your salad, sir?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

"Help, my zip stuck!"

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

The early days of tofurkey.

Arabian Cuisine

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"...And just what is wrong with deviled ham and deviled eggs?"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

If I could find my coat, I'd leave!

Benefits of Living Abroad

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

"Birds' nest soup! Is that all you've got?"

Quisine: Exciting New Dishes Inspired By Whatever's Left On Your Shelf

"The usual"

"Don't ever order the quintuple espresso"

"I love these Antiquing Weekends."

'How many times have I told you to not eat junk food?'

"Please hurry, Hilary. Your soup's getting dirty."

'Get your hands off my husband.'

"I bet they filmed that here."