Aisle Ambiance Lover Mugs

Conversations Telephone Point.

Bad for you but to die for

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Desert Island Fantasies

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

A politician's dream come true...

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

A man with a rake on a desert island

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Castaway with a tennis court.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"This better work out."

The two friends

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

'This off-shore tax avoidance isn't as glamorous as I thought it would be.'

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

'Ghah. They've moved everything round again.'