Aisle Ambiance Lover Mugs

Conversations Telephone Point.

Bad for you but to die for

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Desert Island Fantasies

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

A politician's dream come true...

Just fifty miles north of Easter Island...

'Would you mind terribly taking up some other sport besides long-distance running?'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Nor'easter Island.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

A man with a rake on a desert island

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

Castaway with a tennis court.

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

They're so thoughtful

"How 'bout this deserted, tropical island ... what's the night life like?"

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

"I need one of them and one of them..."

The two friends

"This better work out."

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

'Ghah. They've moved everything round again.'

Where we get coconut milk.

"They'd probably be more fun if there were air holes in the barrel."