Aisle Explorer Mugs

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

'I got him in aisle six.'

Supermarket trolley crash

"I need one of them and one of them..."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Thank-you God.'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Bad for you but to die for

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"What the hell took so long?"

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Danger Slow Sand.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Ice shelfie.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"