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"Let the epicurean feast commence."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Cow Blue Arrows

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

Airplane Mode.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Limerick Airport

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'He must be going economy!'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"