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'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

UK border controls relaxed.

Airport Security.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Limerick Airport

Airport Bored Rooms

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Mass Travel

Airport

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"How's my tripping you up?"

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Welcome to business class. Are you a member of big business or small business?

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Tui River Cruise

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"Let the epicurean feast commence."

Fish Boarding

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!