Airport Worker Prints

'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'

Santa Security Check

'She worked at the airport behind the check-in counter. Dumped me after our first date. Said I had too much baggage.'

'Something right by a washroom if you have it.'

Airline Megers.

"Attention passengers. Ticket holders in sections B through C will now be herded onto the plane with cattle prods."

Airport Shoe Scanner.

Chief Hoto Matu noticed that the airport greeting in grass skirts created a workplace climate conducive to sexual harrassment.

Heathrow pulls out all the stops to keep the airport open.

'Not only do we get to probe earthlings, we get paid for it.'

Saint Peter using a security screening.

"More than 200 flights canceled. What a disappointing day for air travelers!"

Where flight attendants receive their training.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Where was the TSA?'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

TSA Noah

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

The World's Easiest Airport

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Disinformation booth.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Limerick Airport