Airport Wanderer Prints

'Oh, it's been a terrible trip. Luckily I have two hours to take my aggression out on the rental car.'

Airport Arrivals, couriers with signs, "Don't follow leaders, minicab for Sue James, Watch the parking meters, etc"

Fight or Flight

"The aisle seats are reserved for passengers who like to trip other passengers as they go to the restroom."

'What a trip I had - I accidentally got on a drone.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"It's the scanner or a pat down by Agent Kapowsky."

"Your flight's delayed, glad you've got reading to keep you busy."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Pigeon Little

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Push for Disco...

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

Disinformation booth.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

Mass Travel