Airport Wanderer Prints

'Oh, it's been a terrible trip. Luckily I have two hours to take my aggression out on the rental car.'

Airport Arrivals, couriers with signs, "Don't follow leaders, minicab for Sue James, Watch the parking meters, etc"

Fight or Flight

"The aisle seats are reserved for passengers who like to trip other passengers as they go to the restroom."

'What a trip I had - I accidentally got on a drone.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"It's the scanner or a pat down by Agent Kapowsky."

"Your flight's delayed, glad you've got reading to keep you busy."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Pigeon Little

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Push for Disco...

The Scanner Of Love.

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Disinformation booth.

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."