Airport Security Staff Mugs

Why do I need a CAT scan? I just had a whole body scan at the airport.

Airport Security

super heroes have to undergo pre flight scans.

"For your comfort, you will be searched by someone of your own level of sexiness."

"I'm afraid I'll have to fondle that chicken, m'am."

"It really is flour."

Airport Shoe Scanner.

'If everyone was armed, there'd be no need for metal detectors!'

Birds talk about flying...we land in the Hudson all the time - no big deal.

'Hold it right there, Buster!'

"She's demanding to be patted down again."

When air travellers do stand up.

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

UK border controls relaxed.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

'Where was the TSA?'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

TSA Noah

The World's Easiest Airport

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Dogs stealing cat food - Vice Squad orders 'Stay!'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Employee of the Month Parking

Privacy Conference Security

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"