Airport Satire Enthusiasts Mugs

'I'll try to make this no more intrusive than an airport search.'

Uh Oh...

Carefree luggage.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'Stealth broom.'

Bob was headed on a long trip but had forgotten his suitcase. Luckily, the airport folks were one step ahead.

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

"I only have one suitcase, so what's the problem?"

The Problem with the TSA

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

Baggage Reclaim

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'Don't worry, I have this procedure down pat.'

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

"No luggage."

"This would be a lot easier if we all didn't look alike"

Revealing Airport Security

Airlines Charge For...Aisle seats, Exit seats, carry-on luggage...

Santa Security Check

'If she bites, you've got 18 seconds to suck the poison out,'

Excess Baggage: Airlines continue to come up with new add-on charges.

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

Excess Baggage: You are old enough to remember when folks got all dressed up to travel.