Airport Daydreamer Mugs

'Could you take a quick look and see if I lost a filling on the upper left row of teeth?'

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Fight or Flight

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Welsh airport arrivals.

'See you in two weeks!'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Airport

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home