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"I like to come out here and watch planes sit on the tarmac for hours, then see everyone get kicked off and rebooked for tomorrow."

Carefree luggage.

The Zoo.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

"Hell: The Airport"

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."

"I need a vacation. Everything is starting to smell like a bomb to me."

Airport

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

A Giant at the Airport.