Airplane Trivia Lover Prints

'Now I'm worried. Someone said the part in the movie about why the airplane crashes was cut out!'

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

The World Wide Web.

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

The World's Easiest Airport

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

A private jet takes off

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Employee of the Month Parking

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Kamikaze Colour

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Airport Bored Rooms

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

Ace High

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

The EP-21 spy plane.

Heliphant

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."