Aviation Humor Enthusiast Prints

Two birds refuel.

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Vampire on a plane

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

Cow Pilot.

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

'Stealth broom.'

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"A sad incident at LaGuardia Airport today as a depressed 757 landed and burst into tears."

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

"Please remove your shoes, realize you forgot to wear socks, accept your fate, and make peace with your god."

' ... and that's a policy giving you flight insurance covering mid-air bankruptcies.'

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

Birds talk about flying...we land in the Hudson all the time - no big deal.

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

'Your $5 gets your 3 minutes in the lavatory--now how much toilet paper would you like to purchase?'

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

The FS-2004 has a great new add-on!