Airline Employee Mugs

'This will be interesting, let's show them who's the chicken here.'

'We have a problem, Bob! All the passengers back there are on the wrong plane. Even the attendants are on the wrong plane. Hey, wait - you're not Bob.'

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

'I can book your reservations now. I'm checking listings for airline arrivals...departures...bankruptcies...'

Try Bob's Flight School

"... and there's a nominal fee for that emotional baggage."

"No wonder we could get tickets."

'We're still not sure where your luggage is, sir, but we've got it narrowed down to either North Korea or Darfur.'

Budget Airline.

'I hear you work for the airlines. I bet you'd love to know about all of my horrific flying experiences...'

'This is you captain speaking...I have just been fired...so...good luck!'

"I'll put you on the next flight, but first I have to type each of these keys ten million times."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"I'm sure he does bring you your slippers and your morning paper, but that still doesn't make him a service dog."

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

"Our fare structure is completely transparent, as anyone with a degree in higher mathematics can see."

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

"It's already a New Year?!"

Thomas Cook Grounded 2019

Airline Troubles

"This is your Captain speaking. . . As of 5 minutes ago I have been furloughed and will now work form home."

"Rob stop! Don't answer it! You're off reserve, let it go!"

"We use the metric system. Your frequent flyer miles are no good here."

"Business class is not for doing your business in, sir!"

'I feel your pain.'

"It says here you allow service animals. This is my emotional support squid."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Just when you think working for an airline couldn't get any worse."

Pilot buying good luck charms.

Airline baggage check in with no custom

'Yes, I'm age 68, just a few more years to go before retirement! Here's your ticket, sir. Greetings to the pilot, he's my dad!'

Working at the TSA...Pat-Down Fridays

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

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