Airline Disdain Enthusiast T-Shirts

Gift a travel humor lover a t-shirt that champions their aviation grievances. Our airline disdain-themed tees are fun, comfortable, and perfect for making a statement about their love for sarcastic travel humor.

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Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines, are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines, are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates. mockup

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines, are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

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'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.' mockup

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

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'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.' mockup

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

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Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations. mockup

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

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"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain." mockup

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

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"It's my helper trout!"

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Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?' mockup

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

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"How's my tripping you up?"

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'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.'

'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.' mockup

'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.'

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"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ." mockup

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

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'Wayne, your turn - Darren needs changing!'

'Wayne, your turn - Darren needs changing!' mockup

'Wayne, your turn - Darren needs changing!'

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Emergency Slide Height Limit.

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'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!' mockup

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

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On the monitors behind the check-in desk: Arrivals/Departures/Donations

On the monitors behind the check-in desk: Arrivals/Departures/Donations mockup

On the monitors behind the check-in desk: Arrivals/Departures/Donations

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'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.' mockup

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

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"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles." mockup

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

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'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!' mockup

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

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"I only have one suitcase, so what's the problem?"

"I only have one suitcase, so what's the problem?" mockup

"I only have one suitcase, so what's the problem?"

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"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more." mockup

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

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Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university... mockup

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

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"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club." mockup

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

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"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe). mockup

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

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'Would yo like reading or non-reading?' mockup

'Would yo like reading or non-reading?'

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'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.' mockup

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

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"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays." mockup

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

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"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please direct your attention to the safety presentation. It's the only way you'll know the difference between the harmless scarlet kingsnake and the deadly Eastern coral snake."

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