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'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

Flying Ear Specialist

Man sells IRS insurance outside IRS building.

'I'll finance it for you as long as you promise not to fly the coupe.'

Health and safety nightmare.

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

'Boy, has it ever been a long day. I only took an hour for lunch.'

"Hey man, the pilots are sick. Do you think you can fly this?" "No problemo, Bart dude." "Otto Pilot"

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'Hand over your money, and beware, I have a toaster and I'm not afraid to use it!'

Work experience - 'Please make your way to the flight deck for landing'