Airing Of Grievances T-Shirts

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Cat and Broom

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Sometimes I think they hired me just to take the blame."

"Oh, can't complain, but I do."

"Look, I'm not denying the validity of your grievances. I just think they'd be better addressed at home, Helen."

Minnesota Weather.

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

Later that day, little Johnny got in big trouble for playing with them.

Boss in front of angry mob: 'Put it in writing.'

"And would you like a divorce with that?"

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

Complain to a bear

'Something to sustain Sir's middle of the road rage.'

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

This is a library - no sonic booms, please.

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

'You have a complaint about your taxes? That will be a 50 cent complaint tax.'

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

"Nothing follows anymore, have you noticed?"

Larry regrets being friends with the fifth dentist.

'No, I'm not retired. I just complain about everything now so when I do retire I'll already have some experience at it.'

"Well, at least he died doing what he loved."

'Dave, you've been angry at me for twenty years. Can we talk?'

'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'

Fussbudget 1989

"It's so nice being on vacation and having different things to complain about."

"It won't come back up!"