Aircraft Mugs

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"You did say you wanted an earlier flight."

'It's no use, our radar is out! I'm afraid it's all up to you now Wally!!'

Mile high Hayfever.

'No! You cannot take Mother-in-law!'

"We allow some pilots to fly their beloved aircraft one last time."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

UK border controls relaxed.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

Walking Luggage.

ET Mishap

"Would you like some wings?"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Airport Security.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"