Airbrushing Gifts

"I can't believe I have my very own airbrush! As an artist, I will paint the truth without fear of retribution or damage to my career."

"You bought an airbrush?"

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

Painter's muse

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

Artist Painting Modern Art.

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

'I didn't get a grant.'

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

The Police Artist.

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

Artist Paints Sale

"Whenever you're ready."

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

Vincent Discovers Impasto

Glut of artists.

"Dad, since I have an airbrush...maybe I can help make our Christmas cards this year!"

'Three thousand of those, four thousand of those, five thousand of those...'

'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.'

'It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!''

Cop painting with 'NYPD Blue'

"You creative types—it's always something."

Cut out and keep your own tortured artist.

Perfect sincerity; or, tinkings aloud No. II - Artists being critical of each other's work

The self-portrait.

"Paint something nice."

'Air guitar, air kisses - he's all hot air.'

"I don't know who he is, Muriel, but he's strange and doesn't know how to paint."