Airbnb Bookings Mugs

'Now here's a place I like!'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

"I think that before we put the flat on AirBnb we should have moved out."

Angry Joseph in school nativity play says to Innkeeper: 'No, we did not book online.'

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"Broken chairs, unmade beds, porridge everywhere... and a one-star review. Worst Airbnb customer ever."

"Could I possibly get a bigger room?" (man bent over backwards).

Man searching for cheap air fare needs oxygen mask.

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

"There's a gender neutral toilet under the bed."

"Everywhere's fully booked by television people filming holiday programmes..."

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The new microwave has been a great time-saver for Monica, she can burn dinner and still have plenty of time to make restaurant reservations

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"It says the cost of the flight went up because we acknowledged its existence."

'I'm sorry, but you couldn't get a flight to Beijing that soon for all the tea in China.'

"After the kids moved out, I figured I could pick up a few extra bucks renting out their room on AirBnB.

"Which website did you find this hotel on?"

"The high wire act is here, sir."

"Tell me, why does your advert say, 'Fit young lodger required'?"

"I can give you a 5% discount if you pay upfront."

"Does anyone know where I can find the link to get vaccinated on line?"