Air Travel Prints

"Boy, first class sure looks good."

"We should have read the fine print more carefully before buying these cheap airfares."

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

On the plus side, folks, we should have you on the ground way, way ahead of schedule...

Every now and then, Doreen liked to see how many people were paying attention to her safety talk.

The flight is only 99p but it will cost another ?120 if you want to do it inside the plane.

"I got my ticket for three dollars over the Internet. Are you going to eat that salmon?"

'I saved 10 minutes at the hotel with speedy checkout, 10 minutes at the car rental with instant check in. Now I'm spending 6 hours on the runway.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"O.K. just one more item. Who gets the frequent-flier miles?"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Mayday, mayday, we have lost control.'

'I've outlived another airline.'

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

'Any luggage to check...? Then we'll be charging you a $25 'no bag' fee.'

Prison on an airplane

"It's ten to five. Please raise your seatback to its full upright and locked position."

'This is your captain speaking, it seems that we've finally made it through the worst of the turbulence'

TSA Lines

Letter reads: OK, we'll be good. Can we come out?

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

'Would you like to buy a bag for life, and help save the environment?'

'30,000 feet! That's not above the ozone layer is it?.'

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."

'You've got to admire their candor.'

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

Airline concerns.

"Bigelow, let's try and set this thing down just once without saying 'Oopsy-daisy.' "

Cowboys and cattle traveling on an airplane.

"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

'The crisis in air traffic control must be worse than I thought'