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"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Vampire on a plane

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

'Stealth broom.'

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

A signaller directing pallbearers

Two birds refuel.

"Please remove your shoes, realize you forgot to wear socks, accept your fate, and make peace with your god."

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

'Sorry sir, the 'No Steak and Lobster Jokes' sign just came on.'

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

What really killed the dinsaurs.

Grim reaper struggles to get his scythe in the overhead locker of an aeroplane.

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

'You've got to admire their candor.'

"No one wants a drink, no one wants a snack...I don't know who I am anymore."

'Welcome to crash-test flight 000. Go ahead and take your seat!'

Revealing Airport Security

'Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India.'

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

'God was my co-pilot, but I was distracted by the stewardesses.'

"We get your point about legroom, now please put them back in the cabin"

Lost plane keys.

'What's the best way to get to the nearest Post Office?' 'By Easyjet.'

"It's my first time up!"

'Is this business class?'

"Oh yeah, I forgot to ask. 'did you want anything to drink?'"

Smokers smoking outside of a plane.