Air Traffic Controller Humor Mugs

Start their day with a laugh—our air traffic control-inspired mugs feature witty quotes and cartoons that any controller will enjoy. Perfect for their morning coffee or tea breaks.

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Santa's Near Miss

from $19.00

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.' mockup

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

from $19.00

Employee of the Month Parking

from $19.00

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?' mockup

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

from $19.00

Two airplanes

from $19.00

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.' mockup

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

from $19.00

Vampire on a plane

from $19.00

"It's my helper trout!"

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Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good. mockup

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

from $19.00

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode." mockup

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

from $19.00

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

from $19.00

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.' mockup

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

from $19.00

'I work at the airport.'

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"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

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Volcanic ash...

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'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.' mockup

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

from $19.00

Christmas Flights

from $19.00

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

from $19.00

Cow Pilot.

from $19.00

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

from $19.00

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!" mockup

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

from $19.00

OOPS!

from $19.00

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'." mockup

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

from $19.00

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!' mockup

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

from $19.00

"Here comes the airplane--once it gets clearance from the tower, which should be in another 45 minutes. Thank you for your patience."

"Here comes the airplane--once it gets clearance from the tower, which should be in another 45 minutes. Thank you for your patience." mockup

"Here comes the airplane--once it gets clearance from the tower, which should be in another 45 minutes. Thank you for your patience."

from $19.00

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?" mockup

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

from $19.00

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'

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"Who wants to go first?"

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A signaller directing pallbearers mockup

A signaller directing pallbearers

from $19.00

Delayed Departure and Late Arrivals mockup

Delayed Departure and Late Arrivals

from $19.00

'It's all right with me if you go out, but you'll have to file a flight plan with your father.'

'It's all right with me if you go out, but you'll have to file a flight plan with your father.' mockup

'It's all right with me if you go out, but you'll have to file a flight plan with your father.'

from $19.00

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp." mockup

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

from $19.00

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there." mockup

"Flight time is approximately 3 seconds and - I won't lie to you folks - it's a bit choppy up there."

from $19.00

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!' mockup

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

from $19.00

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

from $19.00

Air Traffic Controller Humor Mugs Collection

Air Traffic Controller Humor Pillows

Discover cozy pillows emblazoned with funny quotes and cartoons tailored for air traffic control enthusiasts—bring humor into their home or office.

Air Traffic Controller Humor Prints

Browse our stylish prints featuring humorous takes on the life of an air traffic controller—ideal for decorating their workspace with wit and personality.

Air Traffic Controller Humor T-Shirts

Check out our humorous T-shirts that celebrate the wit and quirks of air traffic controllers, perfect for adding some fun to their casual wardrobe.